is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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