Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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