god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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