I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
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Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
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Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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