Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
