DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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