nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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