She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
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