I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
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You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
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Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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