Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
he puts the penis in happiness.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
My bed smells like the plague
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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