so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
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We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
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When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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