Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
even my farts smell like vagina
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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