I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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