OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
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I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
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I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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