Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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