Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
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I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
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she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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