Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
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I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
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i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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