She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
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We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
How external is "for external use only"?
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I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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