If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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