I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
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just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
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We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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