Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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