quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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