"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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