Just fell off a train. Bad.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
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You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
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He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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