4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
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this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
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she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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