why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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