So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
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