They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
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Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
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Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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