I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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