Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
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there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
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I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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