4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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