Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
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