Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
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You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
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I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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