I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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