how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I know her cup size but not her name....
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
