Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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