Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
accomplished twins. life is a go
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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