Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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