HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Randomize
