Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
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benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
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Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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