Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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