Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
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She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
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If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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