I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
DR UNK TOWN USA
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You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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