I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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