on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
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I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
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Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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