I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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