that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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