so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
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i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
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College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
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Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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