My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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