He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
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please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
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I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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