Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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