BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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