I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
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He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
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OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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