Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
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