is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
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its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
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PS: I just woke up from my shower
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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