yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
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All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
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When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
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